REGISTERED WGA 2004

Ian Kennedy

6434 Excalibur Ct. Apt. B

Indianapolis , IN 46268

venumb12@yahoo.com

ZEN MOVEMENTS AND ACID FLASHBACKS

By Ian Kennedy

 

 

FADE IN

 

An older Volkswagen Beetle screeches into a parking space at a fast-food joint. On the front license plate there is a picture of a flower and the word “Peace”. The doors open. JERRY , a shaggy-faced, 20-something white male falls out of the passenger-side door. WAYNE , a shaggy-faced, 20-something black male stumbles out of the driver's side door. DAVID , a shaggy-faced, 20-something asian male crawls out of the back seat and out of the car. The three stretch and scratch from a long ride.

 

DAVID

Food, I need food.

 

WAYNE

(To Jerry.)

You got me, right?

 

JERRY

For the last time, yes.

 

DAVID

They got chicken here?

 

JERRY

Yeah, and great…big…greasy…burgers…

 

WAYNE

(Sarcastically.)

Dead flesh…yum…

 

JERRY

(Matching Wayne .)

MMMMMMMMM…

 

WAYNE

You and your spare tire can bite me.

 

 

DAVID

Can we debate later, please? I'm gonna gnaw on someone's ASS here in a minute…

 

David heads toward the entrance. Jerry and Wayne follow.

 

INT.—RESTAURANT—DAY

 

The three go inside and wait and the end of a long line. Impatiently they wait for a second or two when Jerry appears to have a twinge of pain and starts holding his stomach.

 

DAVID

You okay, man?

 

JERRY

I think so…

 

Another twinge and Jerry holds his stomach again.

 

DAVID

What's wrong?

 

WAYNE

I know what's wrong…

 

JERRY

SHUT…UP…

 

Another twinge hits and Jerry holds his stomach again.

 

JERRY

I'm outta here…

 

Jerry runs for the bathroom.

 

DAVID

(Yelling after Jerry.)

What do you want?!?

 

Jerry runs into the bathroom.

 

 

WAYNE

If he's not back by the time we order, he can get his own damn food.

 

A pause.

 

WAYNE

You got any cash?

 

David just looks at Wayne .

 

INT.—BATHROOM—DAY

 

Jerry looks frantically for an empty stall while holding his stomach. He limps into the handicapped stall and closes the door. Painfully, he slips down his pants. His stomach gurgles while another sharp pain goes through his stomach. He sits on the toilet slowly. He tries to calm down, taking deep breaths. The pain is coming. He steadies himself. Another loud gurgle. He gets through it. He steadies himself again, holding onto the rails. He looks up at the top of the railing to the stall and concentrates, trying to divert his mind from the pain.

 

JERRY

Steady…breathe…relax…

 

The top railing is scuffed artistically in grooves. Slowly, the railing starts to pulse in and out, emphasizing the grooves. Jerry blinks hard and shuts his eyes. He opens them and looks again at the railing. The railing is still pulsing and starts to flow in waves from side to side. A loud gurgle and more pain. Jerry stiffens up, yet tries to relax. The railing starts to flash and invert colors. Jerry blinks a few more times. The events from the past day come back in a flowing montage of images:

 

FLASH TO

EXT.—CONCERT VENUE—DAY/NIGHT

 

Jerry, Wayne, and David wander into the gates of the concert. They watch a band play. Jerry slips a guy a bill for a sugar cube(laced with LSD). Jerry puts it in his mouth. The three watch some girls dance and start dancing with them. They drink. Wayne and David eat some meatless burgers. Jerry is eating a huge Polish sausage with onions and peppers.

 

INT.—BATHROOM STALL—DAY

 

Jerry, still concentrating, is shaking while the first wave produces a loud plop in the toilet. He relaxes for a moment. Another loud gurgle followed by more pain. Jerry stiffens again and tries to relax. He starts sweating while he continues to hallucinate.

 

FLASH TO

EXT.—CONCERT VENUE—DAY/NIGHT

 

The three dance some more with the girls. Jerry and GIRL #1 wander through the different vendors outside of the gates after getting their hands stamped. The stamp is a marijuana leaf. Jerry and Girl #1 look at different clothing, wares, smoking materials. They try on beads, dance with the different beads on. They start to kiss, very innocently. After the kissing, Jerry feels a pain in his stomach and doubles over.

 

INT.—BATHROOM STALL—DAY

 

Jerry, still concentrating, is shaking while the first wave produces another loud plop in the toilet. He relaxes a little and wipes the sweat from his forehead. He is breathing very heavily, still in the flashback. Another loud gurgle, Jerry stiffens again.

 

FLASH TO

EXT.—CONCERT VENUE—DAY/NIGHT

 

Jerry dances with Girl #1 some more, twirling and twirling in a frenzy. Dizzy, he concentrates on her. She starts slowly morphing into a likeness of Jerry. JERRY'S WISER SELF starts speaking to Jerry. The background is a slow, steady, monochrome flashing.

JWS

Man, she was hot.

 

JERRY

I know. Smelled nice, felt nice. The kisses tasted like bubble gum.

 

JWS

Remember her name?

 

JERRY

Well, yeah…got her number too…I wrote it on my arm…see?

 

Jerry shows his arm, on it is distorted writing of a number and name.

 

JERRY

I'm a responsible stoner.

 

Jerry grabs his stomach in pain.

 

JWS

Yeah, I can see that…

 

JERRY

Okay…MOST of the time, I am.

 

JWS

Yeah. Not one of your better judgment calls, I must say.

 

JERRY

That's it…Don't help me…

 

A pause.

 

JERRY

Well, ya gonna help me or what?!?

 

JWS

Look…relax…just ride the wave…all things must pass…

 

 

 

 

JERRY

Oh, you're FREAKIN' hilarious…What the hell are you doing here anyway? Presenting me with the meaning of life or something?

 

JWS

Well…perhaps…

 

JERRY

What? Really?

 

JWS

Well, the meaning of YOUR life, maybe…

 

JERRY

Tell me what the hell it is!! Can't you see I'm in pain here?

 

JWS

Relax…you're almost done…

 

There is a loud, final plop.

 

JERRY

Wow…pain's gone. Thanks, man…

 

JWS

No problem.

 

JERRY

So, what is it?

 

JWS

What's “what”?

 

JERRY

The meaning of life. You said you'd tell me the meaning of life!

 

JWS

Well, it's not so much THE meaning of life, but A meaning of YOUR life…basically some good advice to avoid future pain…

 

JERRY

Okay…so…lay it on me…

 

JWS

Stay away from the Polish sausage.

 

JERRY

Oh…okay… Thanks?

 

JWS

No problem. Catch ya on the flip-flop…

 

The background becomes a blackness. JWS wanders into it.

 

INT.—BATHROOM STALL—DAY

 

Jerry snaps back into reality, his bowel movement gone. Jerry takes a second to ponder, then rips off some toilet paper and wipes the sweat off of his forehead. Jerry blinks and thinks for a second.

 

INT.—RESTAURANT COUNTER—DAY

 

Wayne and David are walking up to the counter, finally getting to order their food. David gives his order to GIRL #2.

 

DAVID

Oh, yeah…I'll have the roasted chicken, no mayo, extra pickles…some fries…lemonade…

 

GIRL #2 looks at Wayne for his order.

 

WAYNE

Yeah, I'll have the veggie burger, onion rings, iced tea…

 

Jerry wanders up to the front of the counter, still a little shaken.

 

WAYNE

About time you got here…You fall in or something?

 

JERRY

Huh?

 

WAYNE

Any time?

 

He motions toward Girl #2.

 

JERRY

Huh?

 

WAYNE

The little lady is waiting for your order…

 

Jerry turns to Girl #2, who raises her eyebrows and motions her head for his order. Jerry answers somewhat quietly.

 

JERRY

I'll have a salad…

 

CUT TO BLACK

 

THE END

 

 

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